Need a short funny song writing for my Best Man Speech about the Groome.

Hi, I'm being the best man to the wedding and although i have a speech written i want to do somthing different and thought a little funny song about the groom would be a great idea. The only problem is im rubbish at writing songs and would prefer it if someone else could write a short funny song about the groom and some of his embarassing moments etc... I'd be able to give you as much information about the groom as you'd like. Remember i want the song to be funny and to make people laugh, i only need the lyrics as ill be singing it myself. Also i may need someone to create some background music for it so if you can do that or know someone who would be good at it then please let me know.